While I am sitting at a stop light waiting to turn left, I look out my window and see a red Volkswagen station wagon. It took me a moment to realize that the passenger in the back seat, a young man, is waving excitedly at me. Noticing that he was much younger than me, but not wanting to be rude, I gave a less excited wave back. He then proceeded to flip me off, I think it was a little rude and rather uncalled for, so I put my hands up and shrugged. As if to say, "what was that for?" Then he apologized and began to signal that he loved me. I must say this relationship was moving a little too quickly for me, because as they proceeded through the light past the front of my car, the young man made a "V" with his fingers to send me a gesture NOT to give me a peace sign...if you know what I mean. As I watch them travel through the intersection I see the man in the service van next to me laughing hysterically, finally my light turns green and I drive away shaking my head, questioning if I really understood what just happened.
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I am pretty sure he wanted your body.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that happens to me every Tuesday. At Hy-Vee. In the middle of their fantastic produce section.
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